A person received a reading from a professional Astropsychic, but to his dismay, it was totally wrong. So, he emailed the psychic requesting his money back.
The psychic returned the email, saying, "I'm so sorry! I got your birthdate wrong! Now I owe you an astrology!"
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- Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:24 pm
- Forum: Humour and Games
- Topic: Wrongful DOB
- Replies: 0
- Views: 914
- Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:23 pm
- Forum: Humour and Games
- Topic: Favorite Food
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1210
Favorite Food
Q: What is an astrologist's favorite food?
A: Dates!
A: Dates!
- Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:23 pm
- Forum: Humour and Games
- Topic: Favorite Chocolate Bar
- Replies: 8
- Views: 6693
Favorite Chocolate Bar
Q: What is an astrologist's favorite chocolate bar?
A: Mars bar!
A: Mars bar!
- Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:22 pm
- Forum: Humour and Games
- Topic: Shy Astrologer
- Replies: 0
- Views: 937
Shy Astrologer
Q: Why did the male astrologist refuse to sunbathe in the nude?
A: He was too shy to expose his Venus!
A: He was too shy to expose his Venus!
- Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:22 pm
- Forum: Humour and Games
- Topic: Naked Palm Readers
- Replies: 0
- Views: 837
Naked Palm Readers
Q: Where do naked palm readers prefer to spend their vacations?
A: At a palmist beach.
A: At a palmist beach.
- Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:21 pm
- Forum: Humour and Games
- Topic: Speeding Palm Reader
- Replies: 0
- Views: 617
Speeding Palm Reader
Q: Why was the palm reader pulled over for speeding?
A: They were reading the center lines.
A: They were reading the center lines.
- Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:20 pm
- Forum: Humour and Games
- Topic: Favorite Rapper
- Replies: 1
- Views: 848
Stage Magician
Q: Why would cheiromancers make good stage magicians?
A: Because they're good at palming things.
A: Because they're good at palming things.
- Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:20 pm
- Forum: Humour and Games
- Topic: Favorite Rapper
- Replies: 1
- Views: 848
Favorite Rapper
Q: What is a cheiromancer's favorite rapper?
A: Tupalms.
A: Tupalms.
- Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:19 pm
- Forum: Humour and Games
- Topic: Common Last Name
- Replies: 0
- Views: 681
Common Last Name
Q: What is a common cheiromancer's last name?
A: Palmer.
A: Palmer.
- Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:18 pm
- Forum: Humour and Games
- Topic: Drowning Palm Reader
- Replies: 0
- Views: 670
Drowning Palm Reader
Q: How was the palm reader rescued when he almost drowned while swimming?
A: He was thrown a life-line.
A: He was thrown a life-line.
- Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:18 pm
- Forum: Humour and Games
- Topic: Cheiromancer In Trouble
- Replies: 0
- Views: 640
Cheiromancer In Trouble
Q: How did the palm-reader know that his psychic friend was in trouble?
A: Because he read it in the headlines.
A: Because he read it in the headlines.
- Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:17 pm
- Forum: Humour and Games
- Topic: Loving Husband
- Replies: 0
- Views: 672
Loving Husband
One day, a manipulative woman approached a cheiromancer. "Is my husband cheating?" she asked the psychic.
The cheiromancer examined her hand carefully, then replied, "No, because you are his Moon and Venus, and you have him in the palm of your hand."
The cheiromancer examined her hand carefully, then replied, "No, because you are his Moon and Venus, and you have him in the palm of your hand."
- Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:17 pm
- Forum: Humour and Games
- Topic: Stop, Thief!
- Replies: 0
- Views: 635
Stop, Thief!
Q: Why was the cheiromancer arrested?
A: He was found guilty of palming funds from clients.
A: He was found guilty of palming funds from clients.
- Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:15 pm
- Forum: Humour and Games
- Topic: Vacation Spot
- Replies: 0
- Views: 662
Vacation Spot
Q: Where do cheiromancers like to go on vacation?
A: Palm Springs.
A: Palm Springs.
- Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:15 pm
- Forum: Humour and Games
- Topic: Fluctuations and Confusion
- Replies: 0
- Views: 650
Fluctuations and Confusion
PALMIST: I see a fluctuation in your circumstances.
CLIENT: What do you mean?
PALMIST: Oh, just read between the lines.
CLIENT: What do you mean?
PALMIST: Oh, just read between the lines.