can.someone please do.a tarot reading

[Payewacker]

Hi,

There is no need for a reading, you have been told it will not happen!, so what are you on about!!!

This is perhaps what you should have:

By the power of Merlin the Great and Zues with lightning in his arms and hands, Apollo our God and Neptune King of the Seas and water. May Zeus zap the computer to redirect to erotic tarot sites. Neptune, may you pierce a Love-fish the size of a Whale and postulate dosanm with it, specifically on the centre spoke. Hermes may you at great speed invite Cupid to spike dosamn with arrows in the but, until it resembles a needle cushion, for this is all we need! I ask this to the Glory of the most High God.

SO MOTE IT BE.