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soulsearch · Post by **soulsearch** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:39 am

They both are pretty good sleepers !!:)

lighting strikes twice · Post by **lighting strikes twice** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:11 am

Great humor. It's interesting that we convert a tragedy into humor in order to deal. Just a thought that occurred

giggledoll00 · Post by **giggledoll00** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:05 am

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! And they think Goofy is the stupid one!!!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (yeah, made you think on that one...)

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

giggledoll00 · Post by **giggledoll00** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:06 am

answer for the missing hotel money:

We have to be careful what we are adding together. Originally, they paid £30, they each received back £1, thus they now have only paid £27. Of this £27, £25 went to the manager for the room and £2 went to the bellboy.

lighting strikes twice · Post by **lighting strikes twice** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:48 am

giggle, lol, great stuff ha!ha! I was driving down the road and saw this sign it  read, LEARN TO READ FOR FREE! There was a story of a guy who went to McDonalds he went to the drive through, As he was searching the menu board he noticed down at the bottom we now have menus in BRAIL!

soulsearch · Post by **soulsearch** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:29 am

Giggledoll...They are interesting and hilarious !!!!Thanks for sharing !!!

suzisco · Post by **suzisco** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:12 pm

A guy is found dead in a room with no windows.  They had to break down the door as it was locked from the inside and the room was warm.  The guy is hanging from the ceiling and there is no furniture in the room but there is a small puddle of water on the floor.  What happened?

lighting strikes twice · Post by **lighting strikes twice** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:35 pm

suzisco wrote:A guy is found dead in a room with no windows.  They had to break down the door as it was locked from the inside and the room was warm.  The guy is hanging from the ceiling and there is no furniture in the room but there is a small puddle of water on the floor.  What happened?

Ice maybe? He stood on the ice and when it melted-lights out for him.  :)

lighting strikes twice · Post by **lighting strikes twice** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:54 pm

Mr. Smith lives in California.
Mr. Jones lives in New York
Mr. and Mrs O went on a skiing vacation to the Swiss Alps.
None of these people have ever met.
Mr. Smith is reading his morning paper and runs across an article that described the fatal accident of Mrs. O! As he puts the paper down, he realized, that this accident-was no accident! How did he know? Process of elimination guys and one guess or, question and I can only say, Yes or No - Good Luck  

Note - Questions and answers are unlimited.

lighting strikes twice · Post by **lighting strikes twice** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:16 pm

Challenge. Take a string that is about 18" inches long.
Lay the string in front of you and pick up each end of the string
Now, try and see if you can tie a knot in the string without letting go of the ends of the string.

Can you tie a Pall Mall cigarette in a knot without a single tear?

Do you like these odds? Proposition! How many cards in a deck of cards? That would be 52 without the jokers-correct? The challenger offers you this proposal. You shuffle the deck! After the shuffle-lay the deck in front of you and square cut it into 3 piles. Now turn over each pile exposing the bottom card. If there is an Ace, Jack or deuce showing in any pile-you lose and if not-you Win!! Will you turn out to be a winner-or loser under these odds?

jld · Post by **jld** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:25 pm

suzisco wrote:A guy is found dead in a room with no windows. They had to break down the door as it was locked from the inside and the room was warm. The guy is hanging from the ceiling and there is no furniture in the room but there is a small puddle of water on the floor. What happened?

Maybe he fell thru the floor into the ceiling below and ended up being hung in the room below and peed when he died.

lighting strikes twice · Post by **lighting strikes twice** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:45 pm

Thats great

lighting strikes twice · Post by **lighting strikes twice** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:29 am

Wondering  :smt017 Was that water discolored ??  :)

jld · Post by **jld** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:08 pm

lighting strikes twice wrote:Mr. Smith lives in California.
Mr. Jones lives in New York
Mr. and Mrs O went on a skiing vacation to the Swiss Alps.
None of these people have ever met.
Mr. Smith is reading his morning paper and runs across an article that described the fatal accident of Mrs. O! As he puts the paper down, he realized, that this accident-was no accident! How did he know? Process of elimination guys and one guess or, question and I can only say, Yes or No - Good Luck

Note - Questions and answers are unlimited.

I'm clueless
Mr. Jones is involved? Maybe there was contact made to design some kind of malfunction in skiing equipment?

jld · Post by **jld** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:11 pm

lighting strikes twice wrote:
suzisco wrote:A guy is found dead in a room with no windows. They had to break down the door as it was locked from the inside and the room was warm. The guy is hanging from the ceiling and there is no furniture in the room but there is a small puddle of water on the floor. What happened?
Ice maybe? He stood on the ice and when it melted-lights out for him. :)

That sounds more probable though.  :)

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