How to recognise a good women

[Azhar]

She respects herself and others.
She is aware of who she is.
A good woman is proud of her accomplishments
She neither seeks definition from the person she is with,
Nor does she expect them to read her mind.
She is quite capable of articulating her needs.

A good woman is hopeful.
She is strong enough to make all her dreams come true.
She knows love, therefore she gives love.
She recognizes that her love has great value
Her love must be reciprocated.
If her love is taken for granted, it soon disappears.

A good woman has a dash of inspiration
And a dabble of endurance.
She knows that she will at times have to inspire others.
A good woman knows her past,
Understands her present and forges toward the future.

A good woman does not live in fear of the future
because of her past.
Instead, she understands that her life experiences
are merely lessons
meant to bring her closer to self-knowledge
and unconditional self-love

[Prof. Akers]

Some days you just feel so full of the joys of life you have to stir things up.
Women are useful, no I really mean it, they are, aren't they?
I know I'm going to buried but sometimes you get the urge to live dangerously.
Most chefs are male, most racing drivers, footballers are male.
It really annoys me that they get the same rate of pay at Wimbledon - they only do 1/2 the work.
Most (if not all) the labour saving devices used at home were invented by men.
When you are at work and something heavy needs lifting why is it always the blokes? Equal pay means equal lifting.
Don't get me wrong I like women,after all,
Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the
stove and refrigerator.
Right I'm diving for cover and running for the hills all in one movement.
Come on Evie and Sidewalk_bends I'm feeling really happy - have a go at me.

[spiritalk]

Prof. does it occur to you that you answered your own questions?

Nothing further needed.

[sidewalk_bends]

Some days you just feel so full of the joys of life you have to stir things up.
Women are useful, no I really mean it, they are, aren't they?
I know I'm going to buried but sometimes you get the urge to live dangerously.
Most chefs are male, most racing drivers, footballers are male.
It really annoys me that they get the same rate of pay at Wimbledon - they only do 1/2 the work.
Most (if not all) the labour saving devices used at home were invented by men.
When you are at work and something heavy needs lifting why is it always the blokes? Equal pay means equal lifting.
Don't get me wrong I like women,after all,
Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the
stove and refrigerator.
Right I'm diving for cover and running for the hills all in one movement.
Come on Evie and Sidewalk_bends I'm feeling really happy - have a go at me.

lol...Why would I have a go at you Prof?

You know I'm a guy right? lol

[wolfmama7]

...how you can replace the word WOMAN, with MAN, or even HUMAN BEING, if you wanted to get crazy with it, and it would be equally correct????

Prof, you can stand & pee. Go lift something heavy, and kill a big, hairy spider while you're at it.  :smt002

wolfmama

[sidewalk_bends]

...how you can replace the word WOMAN, with MAN, or even HUMAN BEING, if you wanted to get crazy with it, and it would be equally correct????

Prof, you can stand & pee. Go lift something heavy, and kill a big, hairy spider while you're at it.  :smt002

wolfmama

Cook me some dinner will you! And woman, hush!

hi mama.  :smt003

[Prof. Akers]

NOoooooooooooooooooo don't like piders, piders make me wee myself.

[Samson]

Hey Sidewalk you a guy, shit I thought you were a woman.

[Prof. Akers]

It's not just me then? Apologies Sidewalk if you need then.

[Samson]

So you made the same mistake Prof.

[Prof. Akers]

Yep. but there again I've done it before, very embarrasing.

[Samson]

I find it hard at times when people make out like they are of the opposite sex when there not, you have only to guess that they might be one or the other.

[Prof. Akers]

The great bonus of my op. is getting hard but that's another story.
I never understand why people hide who and where they are when they join.
Don't mention the rugby or the cricket - please I'm easily embarrassed (that is one word I can't spell).

[Samson]

Which word would that be?

[Psychic Chef]

Dont worry Prof

Your not the only one who got Side walks gender wrong..I think its the bingo bitch part that does it.
As for the original post. I work with a staff of 100 women if each one has 4 days of the nasty time of the month ....Do the math  im a gonner.

Cheers Pete