Rules about Chocolate!!

soul_flower · Post by **soul_flower** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:53 am

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal.
It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because no one wants to quit.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

Chocolate is a health food. Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived either from sugar beets or cane, both vegetables. And, of course, the milk/cream is dairy. So eat more chocolate to meet the dietary requirements for daily vegetable and dairy intake.

Chocolate is heaven.

spiritalk · Post by **spiritalk** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:16 pm

hehehehehehehe

Thank you from another chocoholic!

Cascade of Light · Post by **Cascade of Light** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 6:51 pm

Me too, I adore Choc! Nothing better than a choc car straight from the fridge!

soul_flower · Post by **soul_flower** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:29 am

Chocolate is fantastic and I couldn't go a whole week without some to munch on..

:-P

Post by **swetha** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:56 am

Now you are making my mouth water!!

Aegeus · Post by **Aegeus** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:12 am

I heard that most people who work collecting cocoa have never even tasted chocolate as they cannot afford it.

Also if a chocoholic ever asks you to save them from their chocolate eat some.

Thats very odd that firefox spell checker thinks chocoholic is a word spelled correctly but wants me to spell permaculture agriculture.

soul_flower · Post by **soul_flower** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:48 am

swetha - Hehe.. It is like that.

Aegeus - That's sad..

No one would want to eat this (me) chocoholics chocolate or heads would roll.. Lol.

Charlesman · Post by **Charlesman** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:37 am

It's 2:37 AM - and I'm out to get me some chocolate!

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