Alcohoroscope - Taurus

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Alcohoroscope - Taurus

Post by Dj I.C.U. » Tue May 16, 2006 9:39 pm

Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us.  This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a teetotaler--god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.

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Post by Nyteshadecreed » Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:35 pm

Oh god that is SOOO me!!
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