neverending story(no not that neverending story!)

suzisco · Post by **suzisco** » Sun May 06, 2007 11:29 am

the poker game became rowdy.

Samson · Post by **Samson** » Sun May 06, 2007 1:19 pm

So the monkeys decided to take the money and run

suzisco · Post by **suzisco** » Sun May 06, 2007 1:38 pm

they didn't stop running till they got to Disneyland Paris!

Samson · Post by **Samson** » Sun May 06, 2007 2:26 pm

Where they found that it didn't matter how much they begged they couldn't get in

MarcoAZS · Post by **MarcoAZS** » Sun May 06, 2007 4:14 pm

unless they broke the

Samson · Post by **Samson** » Mon May 07, 2007 8:31 am

lock of the front gate

Starchipper · Post by **Starchipper** » Mon May 07, 2007 7:44 pm

Once Upon a Time there was some far away land where monkeys rule the world and people. It was named Apeland also known as the big Red Monkey World of Giant Banana Trees.

The monkeys were led by King Red Gori. He had 100 wives and a giant beanstalk. King Gori was a lucky brat with a lucky hat that shelters him. He used to make people pay very huge taxes. The monkey population was sick of the huge taxes and their King.

The King ate bananas every day. A pig was watching him daily gobble the bananas! It wanted to hug the monkey and see if the monkey would kiss him back!. Monkey wanted to kick the pig and eat the bananas but the pig loved the monkey so much that it was ready to hug him again and again.

King Gori was loathing the pig. He wanted to hurt the pig but his wife was very angry with him for kicking the pig. So she went to the zoo to get another pig. She took one more pig to the vet for checkup. She found that the pig needs Gori's heart so she went to the blacksmith and asked for the shiniest sword to slice a big hole on the chest of her stupid husband. The blacksmith made her the finest sword ever made.

Then, late at night the king was resting and eating.  His wife came and slapped him.  She took out
his red bandana and tied it to a pole. Then she took out the sword and pierced it into a big eyebrow and then blood spilled out, and the pain made Gori SCREAAAM. His wife was doing bhangra dance and was seeing that her husband was on crack then she took a big black army knife and passed it through his stomach and took out his handkerchief to wipe King Gori's heart.

The King was secretly an immortal but he had a weakness which his wife doesn't know about.  But the pig told the slave to hand over the big fat brain of the king. But the slave who secretly hated the king and was working as a spy for the neighbouring country king,....

stole the brain. He took it to his king who was thrilled by the sight of the monkey waving his wand and yelling for his girlfriend, Cinderella, who was busy kicking Snow White's butt which had turned green with envy.

It had happened like this:  It had been snowing heavily and the roads had been blocked.  There was a lull in the castle, the monkey was not to be found anywhere.  The people were out trying to clear snow away with some bees when along came an angel who blessed everyone.  The monkey jumped at her and decided to clean her hair but her hair was exceptionally clean so the monkey threw dirt and started removing it with it's feet.  The angel was angered and called God to deal with the pest.  And so it rained down bananas for 40 days and 40 nights.  It was a very slippery time for the people of this little island and only horses could move around while the monkeys stopped to play poker.  The poker game became rowdy, so the monkeys decided to take the money and run.  They didn't stop running until they got to Disneyland Paris where they found that it didn't matter how much they begged they couldn't get in unless they broke the lock of the front gate!!  Ta Da!  They....

Samson · Post by **Samson** » Mon May 07, 2007 8:46 pm

where they found to be the only ones in the park

Starchipper · Post by **Starchipper** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:16 pm

Once Upon a Time there was some far away land where monkeys rule the world and people. It was named Apeland also known as the big Red Monkey World of Giant Banana Trees.

The monkeys were led by King Red Gori. He had 100 wives and a giant beanstalk. King Gori was a lucky brat with a lucky hat that shelters him. He used to make people pay very huge taxes. The monkey population was sick of the huge taxes and their King.

The King ate bananas every day. A pig was watching him daily gobble the bananas! It wanted to hug the monkey and see if the monkey would kiss him back!. Monkey wanted to kick the pig and eat the bananas but the pig loved the monkey so much that it was ready to hug him again and again.

King Gori was loathing the pig. He wanted to hurt the pig but his wife was very angry with him for kicking the pig. So she went to the zoo to get another pig. She took one more pig to the vet for checkup. She found that the pig needs Gori's heart so she went to the blacksmith and asked for the shiniest sword to slice a big hole on the chest of her stupid husband. The blacksmith made her the finest sword ever made.

Then, late at night the king was resting and eating.  His wife came and slapped him.  She took out
his red bandana and tied it to a pole. Then she took out the sword and pierced it into a big eyebrow and then blood spilled out, and the pain made Gori SCREAAAM. His wife was doing bhangra dance and was seeing that her husband was on crack then she took a big black army knife and passed it through his stomach and took out his handkerchief to wipe King Gori's heart.

The King was secretly an immortal but he had a weakness which his wife doesn't know about.  But the pig told the slave to hand over the big fat brain of the king. But the slave who secretly hated the king and was working as a spy for the neighbouring country king,....

stole the brain. He took it to his king who was thrilled by the sight of the monkey waving his wand and yelling for his girlfriend, Cinderella, who was busy kicking Snow White's butt which had turned green with envy.

It had happened like this:  It had been snowing heavily and the roads had been blocked.  There was a lull in the castle, the monkey was not to be found anywhere.  The people were out trying to clear snow away with some bees when along came an angel who blessed everyone.  The monkey jumped at her and decided to clean her hair but her hair was exceptionally clean so the monkey threw dirt and started removing it with it's feet.  The angel was angered and called God to deal with the pest.  And so it rained down bananas for 40 days and 40 nights.  It was a very slippery time for the people of this little island and only horses could move around while the monkeys stopped to play poker.  The poker game became rowdy, so the monkeys decided to take the money and run.  They didn't stop running until they got to Disneyland Paris where they found that it didn't matter how much they begged they couldn't get in unless they broke the lock of the front gate!!  Ta Da!  They were found to be the only ones in the park until turning the corner...

silverphoenixwillow · Post by **silverphoenixwillow** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:52 pm

and seeing forms of things, simalar to thierself, the wierd creatures spoke in a tounge unlike them selves,
they seemed to be dancing and chanting to an unknown source.
they had thier faces and bodies colored in different colors
fires were burning
and it seemed to them that one was the leader

silverphoenixwillow · Post by **silverphoenixwillow** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:52 pm

and seeing forms of things, simalar to thierself, the wierd creatures spoke in a tounge unlike them selves,
they seemed to be dancing and chanting to an unknown source.
they had thier faces and bodies colored in different colors
fires were burning
and it seemed to them that one was the leader

timcy · Post by **timcy** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:34 pm

whom they very well  know

marshajo13 · Post by **marshajo13** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 9:51 am

and learned to love,

Katie07 · Post by **Katie07** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:18 am

As the king awoke from his nightmare, he thought of banishing the pig, the monkeys and the queen until he realized it had only been a dream. His heart and brain were intact. He ordered a feast and invited the pig as the guest of honor.

Samson · Post by **Samson** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:22 pm

The pig came out all dressed up in the best vegetables you could serve to a King.

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