Purina diet

[oh_mama33]

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for our dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again.

Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
 
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)
 
Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
 
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
laughing so hard!
 
WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!!!

[shelly]

wow, you have a really amazing sense of humour. I can never think of anything witty to say at the time. Later, I come up with all kinds of witty remarks. Your story made me smile. I can imagine how funny it must have been to those that were there.

By the way, I have a dog........love him to bits. They are the best.

[sidewalk_bends]

I personally like the healthy weight management and hairball treatment.