Interesting Post 2A

[Pravin Kumar]

[/siThese are actual excuse notes from parents

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take
> > P.E. today. Please
> > execute him.
> >
> > Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and
> > I had her shot.
> > Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan.
> > 28, 29, 30, 31,
> > 32,
> > and also 33.
> >
> > Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is
> > administrating.
> >
> > Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days.
> > Yesterday he fell out of
> > a
> > tree and misplaced his hip.
> >
> > John has been absent because he had two teeth taken
> > out of his face.
> >
> > Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing
> > football. He was
> > hurt
> > in the growing part.
> >
> > Megan could not come to school today because she has
> > been bothered by
> > very
> > close veins.
> >
> > Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his
> > side.
> >
> > Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very
> > loose vowels.
> >
> > Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had
> > diarrhea and his
> > boots leak.
> >
> > Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his
> > bust.
> >
> > Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's
> > fault.
> >
> > I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas
> > shopping because I
> > don't know what size she wear.
> >
> > Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday.
> > We forgot to get
> > the
> > Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it
> > Monday, we thought it
> > was
> > Sunday.
> >
> > Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have
> > to attend her
> > funeral.
> >
> > My daughter was absent yesterday because she was
> > tired. She spent a
> > weekend with the Marines.
> >
> > Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had
> > a cold and could
> > not breed well.
> >
> > Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was
> > in bed with
> > gramps.
> >
> > Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a
> > gangover.
> > Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the
> > doctor.
> >
> > Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a
> > fever, sore
> > throat,
> > headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick,
> > fever and sore
> > throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached
> > all over. I wasn't
> > the
> > best either, sore throat and fever. There must be
> > something going
> > around,
> > her father even got hot last night.    
> >
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