The Five Toughest Questions That Women Ask Men

RajeevSharma · Post by **RajeevSharma** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:59 pm

The Five Toughest Questions That Women Ask Men And The Answers You Need...

The questions are:
1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrect (i.e. tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.

1. What are you thinking about?
The proper answer to this, of course, is "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are and how lucky I am to have met you."

Inappropriate answers:
a. Baseball
b. Football
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you.
e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.

(Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!")

2. Do you love me?
The proper response is "YES!", or if you feel a more detailed answer is in order "Yes, dear".

Inappropriate responses include:
a. I suppose so.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love. (Clinton's response)
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?

3. Do I look fat?
The correct answer is an emphatic "Of course not!"

Incorrect responses:
a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're thighs sure do make a lot of noise.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I've seen fatter.
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

4. Do you think she's prettier than me?
Once again, the proper response is an emphatic "Of course not!"

Incorrect responses:
a. Yes, but you have a better personality.
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner.
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age.
d. Define pretty.
e. Could you repeat the question, I was thinking of the insurance money again.

5. What would you do if I died?
A definite no win question here. (The real answer, of course, is "Buy a new Porsche.")

No matter how you answer this question, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up question, usually along these lines:

Woman: Would you get married again?
Man: Definitely not!
Woman: Why not ... don't you like being married?
Man: Of course, I do.
Woman: Then why wouldn't you re-marry?
Man: OK, I'd get married again.
Woman: YOU WOULD (hurtful look on face)??
Man: Yes, I would.
Woman: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with hers?
Man: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Woman: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
Man: She can't use them, she is left handed.

Pravin Kumar · Post by **Pravin Kumar** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:29 am

Rajeevji,

A matured and wise man will answer correctly whatever questions may be asked by his wife.

Pravin Kumar

RajeevSharma · Post by **RajeevSharma** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:44 am

Pravin Kumar wrote:

Rajeevji,

A matured and wise man will answer correctly whatever questions may be asked by his wife.

Pravin Kumar

i agree with u parveen ji... but how many mature and wise men r there...  all r married...  :)

Prof. Akers · Post by **Prof. Akers** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:48 am

The correct answers are :-
1) Go away and do some ironing I'm busy checking this web site out to see if I should report it.
2) I'm still here aren't I?
3) No you've always been chubby
4) Who? Your sister? No not really, unless it's in candle light.
5) You mean afetr your sister and I had finished grieveing?
Then remove iron from skull, clothes from garden, and go see her sister.

RajeevSharma · Post by **RajeevSharma** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:14 pm

RajeevSharma · Post by **RajeevSharma** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:18 pm

Prof. Akers wrote:1) Go away and do some ironing I'm busy checking this web site out to see if I should report it.

u sure prof.... u ll report the website.. i had an idea u ll bookmark it...  :smt017

suzisco · Post by **suzisco** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:53 pm

Lmao, i sent this to my hubby so now he can get all the answers right!

and Stuart no one does ironing any more!

Prof. Akers · Post by **Prof. Akers** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:48 pm

Suz, you've shattered my illusions and a favourite fantasy,I envisaged you ironing away in front of the computer - oh no we wnet through that on the other site, my son in law irons his shirts are the most perfect things you've ever seen.

suzisco · Post by **suzisco** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:36 pm

Lmao!  I never iron in front of my computer!  I do it front of the TV, there i can learn and sweat all at the same time.  I am an indifferent ironer.  I buy things that tend not to need ironing.  If i need to iron, i save it up in one go and then tackle it when the pile has become ridiculous.  Sorry to shatter your illusions lol!

Suzi XXX

Prof. Akers · Post by **Prof. Akers** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:38 pm

My wife used to iron everything - even underwear, until I complained I couldn't sit properly because of the starch.

suzisco · Post by **suzisco** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:40 pm

that would chaffe a little (muahahahaha) < my evil laugh

Prof. Akers · Post by **Prof. Akers** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:42 pm

I'd hoped the starch might stiffen things - it didn't.

suzisco · Post by **suzisco** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:43 pm

Ooh not going there, minors read this site Stuart, but feel free to tell me in pm :p

VN Purohit · Post by **VN Purohit** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:45 am

Very intelligent.
Could you answer next one asked repetitively" Kuchh or boliye" ie spk some thing

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