If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot
To talk ere the tot could totter,
Ought the Hottenton tot
Be taught to say aught, or naught,
Or what ought to be taught her?
If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot
Be taught by her Hottentot tutor,
Ought the tutor get hot
If the Hottentot tot
Hoot and toot at her Hottentot tutor?
A Few Tonguetwisters
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RajeevSharma
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Re: A Few Tonguetwisters
RajeevSharma wrote:If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot
To talk ere the tot could totter,
Ought the Hottenton tot
Be taught to say aught, or naught,
Or what ought to be taught her?
If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot
Be taught by her Hottentot tutor,
Ought the tutor get hot
If the Hottentot tot
Hoot and toot at her Hottentot tutor?
OMG,
Try saying that @ 5:30am...
Good one~!! Ha-Ha~!!
Still laughing.. :smt081
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Jewel Cherie
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Heeheee!! :smt003 I love Tongue twisters
Try saying this one
You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.
Try saying this one
You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.
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Jewel Cherie
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Can't help it...here's a couple more LOL
Of all the felt I ever felt,
I never felt a piece of felt
which felt as fine as that felt felt,
when first I felt that felt hat's felt
AND
When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist,
For the twisting of his twist, he three twines doth intwist;
But if one of the twines of the twist do untwist,
The twine that untwisteth untwisteth the twist.
Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between,
He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine;
Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine,
He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.
The twain that in twining before in the twine,
As twines were intwisted he now doth untwine;
Twist the twain inter-twisting a twine more between,
He, twirling his twister, makes a twist of the twine
Ok, I'll shut up now....
Of all the felt I ever felt,
I never felt a piece of felt
which felt as fine as that felt felt,
when first I felt that felt hat's felt
AND
When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist,
For the twisting of his twist, he three twines doth intwist;
But if one of the twines of the twist do untwist,
The twine that untwisteth untwisteth the twist.
Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between,
He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine;
Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine,
He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.
The twain that in twining before in the twine,
As twines were intwisted he now doth untwine;
Twist the twain inter-twisting a twine more between,
He, twirling his twister, makes a twist of the twine
Ok, I'll shut up now....
Ha-Ha~!!!Jewel Cherie wrote:Can't help it...here's a couple more LOL
Of all the felt I ever felt,
I never felt a piece of felt
which felt as fine as that felt felt,
when first I felt that felt hat's felt
AND
When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist,
For the twisting of his twist, he three twines doth intwist;
But if one of the twines of the twist do untwist,
The twine that untwisteth untwisteth the twist.
Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between,
He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine;
Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine,
He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.
The twain that in twining before in the twine,
As twines were intwisted he now doth untwine;
Twist the twain inter-twisting a twine more between,
He, twirling his twister, makes a twist of the twine
Ok, I'll shut up now....
No,No No. post...
There great~!! t/y :smt003
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Jewel Cherie
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Lol, don't encourage me I have stacks at hand
Help RajeevSharma, you started this thread, post some more too!
OK, how's this...
Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.
Now.....if Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,
see that thou, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.
Help RajeevSharma, you started this thread, post some more too!
OK, how's this...
Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.
Now.....if Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,
see that thou, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.
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RajeevSharma
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Hain de khadkati de Se de khadkne de ke de Khadak Singh khidkiyan...RajeevSharma wrote:sure... try the most popular one... in my part of the worldJewel Cherie wrote:
Help RajeevSharma, you started this thread, post some more too!
Khadak Singh ke khadkne se khadkati hain khidkiyan...
Khidkiyon ke khadkne se khadkta hai Khadak Singh
i d love to hear a french accent on it...
Hai Khadak Singh de khadkta de Se de khadkne de ke de Khidkiyon
I'm also Dutch, Irish and English... ROFL
I love them all you 2...
I'm going to print them and have ppl say it..
Maybe ppl on the street so I can burst out in tears laughing.....
Picture it~!! LOL
Get a web cam and tape it..LoL
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Jewel Cherie
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Khadak Singh ke khadkne se khadkati hain khidkiyan...
Khidkiyon ke khadkne se khadkta hai Khadak Singh
Omg!!! haven't the first clue on how to say this one!!!
Totally got me
Ok...another one for today
Ned Nott was shot
and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott
than Nott.
Some say Nott
was not shot.
But Shott says
he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott
was not shot,
or
Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott,
Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
then Shott was shot,
not Nott.
However,
the shot Shott shot shot not Shott --
but Nott.
Khidkiyon ke khadkne se khadkta hai Khadak Singh
Omg!!! haven't the first clue on how to say this one!!!
Totally got me
Ok...another one for today
Ned Nott was shot
and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott
than Nott.
Some say Nott
was not shot.
But Shott says
he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott
was not shot,
or
Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott,
Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
then Shott was shot,
not Nott.
However,
the shot Shott shot shot not Shott --
but Nott.
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Jewel Cherie
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Hain de khadkati de Se de khadkne de ke de Khadak Singh khidkiyan...
Hai Khadak Singh de khadkta de Se de khadkne de ke de Khidkiyon
Almost missed this one Lol..again I got no clue
I'm also Dutch, Irish and English... ROFL
Being Australian doesn't help much either, everything has an 'ocker' sound to it when I say them
I'm going to print them and have ppl say it..
Maybe ppl on the street so I can burst out in tears laughing.....
Picture it~!! LOL
Get a web cam and tape it..LoL
Now that would make for a great lil TV comedy skit show or something!
Or at least a Youtube video
Hai Khadak Singh de khadkta de Se de khadkne de ke de Khidkiyon
Almost missed this one Lol..again I got no clue
I'm also Dutch, Irish and English... ROFL
Being Australian doesn't help much either, everything has an 'ocker' sound to it when I say them
I'm going to print them and have ppl say it..
Maybe ppl on the street so I can burst out in tears laughing.....
Picture it~!! LOL
Get a web cam and tape it..LoL
Now that would make for a great lil TV comedy skit show or something!
Or at least a Youtube video
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RajeevSharma
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okay....
Betty Botter's Better Batter
Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
It would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter,
That would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter –
Better than her bitter butter –
And she baked it in her batter;
And the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.
The Two-Toed Tree-Toad
A tree-toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree-toad,
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree-toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree-toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree-toad trod.
But the two-toed tree-toad tried in vain;
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree-toad bower,
With her three-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.
See's Saw and Soar's Seesaw
Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw.
and these top.... a little.. well.. u guess ur self...
(try them aloud alone before u say them in front of a family members and kids....or before printing them and showing to the strangers on the street)
I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
Because the pheasant plucker's late.
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit;
and on the slitted sheet I sit.
One smart fellow; he felt smart.
Two smart fellows; they felt smart.
Three smart fellows; they all felt smart.
I'm not the fig plucker,
Nor the fig pluckers' son,
But I'll pluck figs
Till the fig plucker comes.
Fire truck tyres
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Six stick shifts stuck shut.
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers.
Betty Botter's Better Batter
Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
It would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter,
That would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter –
Better than her bitter butter –
And she baked it in her batter;
And the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.
The Two-Toed Tree-Toad
A tree-toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree-toad,
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree-toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree-toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree-toad trod.
But the two-toed tree-toad tried in vain;
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree-toad bower,
With her three-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.
See's Saw and Soar's Seesaw
Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw.
and these top.... a little.. well.. u guess ur self...
(try them aloud alone before u say them in front of a family members and kids....or before printing them and showing to the strangers on the street)
I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
Because the pheasant plucker's late.
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit;
and on the slitted sheet I sit.
One smart fellow; he felt smart.
Two smart fellows; they felt smart.
Three smart fellows; they all felt smart.
I'm not the fig plucker,
Nor the fig pluckers' son,
But I'll pluck figs
Till the fig plucker comes.
Fire truck tyres
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Six stick shifts stuck shut.
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers.
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Jewel Cherie
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:smt046 :smt041 oh they are excellent!!!!
Omg, some not fit for my family do's though
(unless on Christmas Day
I hand the microphone 
quickly to Grandma telling her to read it fast in 20 secs, out loud, so she doesn't have time to peruse the contents it first! Hee Hee! Would love to do it just to create some realness in the day...everyone so fake usually)Anyway...here's a lil' one for today
A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
Ha-Ha~!!tmosley wrote:
If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctors doctor, doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
I spend so much time with them in the past and now..
I understand what you posted....
That's bad.. ROTFL
I'm going to show this to my Doc and his nurse.. LoL
Thanks tmosley. :smt006
Great to see you over here.. :)
How is your week going~??
Have you meet Jewel. She's so nice..
Jewel meet tmosley she's wicked nice also....
I don't know where Karen is~? :smt017
Karen meet the other 2..LoL
Oh and there is Nyte also she's around the site....
Sheesh listen to me now..LoL
I should have a party going on...LoL
I use to do candle parties.. LoL
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