Difference between Man and Woman

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Pravin Kumar
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Difference between Man and Woman

Post by Pravin Kumar » Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:17 am

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked,
Bring beer....



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Re: Difference between Man and Woman

Post by Nicole » Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:48 am

HOW TO IMPRESS NICOLE:

Compliment her when she cooks and doe small things as-well,
At times write her a letter and say what's on your mind, <==She loves that &nbsp;
Love her because she let you in her life & heart and soul & loves you too,
Leave her little stick notes all around the house with sayings on them,
Save money with her,
Listen to her,
Let her jump on the bed to wake you up, <=== The good days.. rotfl
Laugh with her, <===== always and forever~!!
Gossip with her, <=== n/p there.. Ha-Ha~!!
Help her say yes to play more jokes on friends & family with her not at her, LoL again..lol
hang out @ the beach and watch the sunrise with her, (<=== my fav as I watch my husband and son's eyes as it goes up..)
Have fun with her,
Get mad with her not at her, LoL
Tell her she's worth everything, <=== does t/y sweetie..
Cook & try new foods with her, <=== already doing~!!
Love & raze up our child with her, Your a great dad t/y daring..
Try new spells with her, <== Fun~!!
Share your thoughts with her, <=== Your a gemi I have to know your quick..LoL
Keep her & our son in your thoughts always,
Last but not least, don't tickle her.

Pravin Kumar
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Difference between Man and Woman

Post by Pravin Kumar » Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:54 am



Dear Nicole,

Even 10% of what you want if done sincerely through the Heart will keep you Happiest than just fulfilling all the 100% demands. I am already getting the whiff of the nice delicious food you make (I mean it). I have a nice habit of praising every lady who has hosted me for even a cup of Tea. I habitually make every lady who hosts me feel on top of world in matters of cooking and I do it truthfully through heart, not by flattery.

Well some women have surplus of talent and you seem to be one of them.

Pravin Kumar



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Post by jennifercrowe » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:14 pm

that is so true.

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