Joke: British Hospitality...

[tourbi]

British Hospitality...

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of bitter.

After a while, he finds himself in a very nice neighbourhood with big, stately residences...no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS.

He really, really has to go, after all those Guinness's. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.

As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London police officer, who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know."

"I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really, really have to go, and I just can't find a public restroom."

"Ah, yes," said the policeman..."Just follow me". He leads the American to a back delivery alley to a gate, which he opens.

"In there," points the policeman. "Go ahead sir, anywhere you like."

The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.

Since he has the policeman's blessing, he relieves himself and feels much more comfortable. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the police officer, "That was really decent of you... is that what you call English hospitality?"

"No sir...", replied the police officer, "...that is what we call the French Embassy."

[Rhian]

Very good, naughty but nice. lol

[Pravin Kumar]

Torbi,

That was a good one.

Pravin Kumar

[karlenespellman]

Very funny, thanks

[Prof. Akers]

Someone tell me where it is and I'll go too!

[Molissa]

I laughed so hard I snorted water out my nose!

[karlenespellman]

Gross!!
But I understand
Lots of love

[Pravin Kumar]

Dear Akers,

How are you? After a long time posting. Thought you were looking after that British Hospitality. smile.

Hope you are hale and hearty. At this age too much of Karate is injurious to health.

Pravin Kumar

[Prof. Akers]

Pravin it's only karate that gets me out of bed but thank you asking - I'm fine. My computer went down so I got an old one from the dojo, it's so old I think it came out of the ark but it works.

[eidhneán ini]

 :smt005  :smt005 okay, that was one of the best jokes I've come across !!!  Thanks so much!!!   A big ol' LOL to you for posting it!