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Marion
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Real advertisements

Post by Marion » Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:39 pm

Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

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Post by Clay.Aiken » Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:06 am

Oh Marion,
Your are so funny, laugh my bum, bum, off
Clay

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Post by ImALostSoul » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:07 pm

Very good LOL

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Post by karlenespellman » Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:16 am

Tears are rolling.
Thanks Marion

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