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Once Upon a Time there was some far away land where monkeys rule the world and people. It was named Apeland also known as the big Red Monkey World of Giant Banana Trees.
The monkeys were leaded by King Red Gori. He had 100 wives and a giant beanstalk. King Gori was a lucky brat with a lucky hat that shelters him. He used to make ppl pay very hugh taxes. The monkey population was sick of the hugh taxes and their King.
The King ate bananas every day. A pig was watching him daily gobble the bananas! It wanted to hug the monkey and see if the monkey would kiss him back!. Monkey wanted to kick the pig and eat the bananas but the pig loved the monkey so much that it was ready to hug him again and again.
King Gori was loathing the pig. He wanted to hurt the pig but his wife was very angry with him for kicking the pig. So she went to the zoo to get another pig. She took one more pig to the vet for checkup. she found that the pig needs Gori's heart so she went to the blacksmith and asked for the shiniest sword to slice a big hole on the chest of her stupid husband. The blacksmith made her the finest sword ever made.
Then, late at night king was Resting & eating his wife came and slapped him.she take out
his red bandana and tied it to a pole. Then she took out the sword and pierce it into a big eyebrow and then blood spilled out, and the pain made Gori SCREAAAM. His wife was doing bhangra dance and was seeing that her husband was on crack then she took a big black army knife and passed it through his stomach and took out his handkerchief to wipe King Gori's heart.
The King was secretly an immortal. But he had a weakness which his wife doesn't know about but the pig told The slave to hand over the big fat brain of king but the slave who don't know what to say next. secretly hated the king and was working as a spy for the neighbouring country king, ate the brain. the widowed queen went to vishwas Queen of the other country was very happy to see the queen coming to her lover to make love with
The monkeys were leaded by King Red Gori. He had 100 wives and a giant beanstalk. King Gori was a lucky brat with a lucky hat that shelters him. He used to make ppl pay very hugh taxes. The monkey population was sick of the hugh taxes and their King.
The King ate bananas every day. A pig was watching him daily gobble the bananas! It wanted to hug the monkey and see if the monkey would kiss him back!. Monkey wanted to kick the pig and eat the bananas but the pig loved the monkey so much that it was ready to hug him again and again.
King Gori was loathing the pig. He wanted to hurt the pig but his wife was very angry with him for kicking the pig. So she went to the zoo to get another pig. She took one more pig to the vet for checkup. she found that the pig needs Gori's heart so she went to the blacksmith and asked for the shiniest sword to slice a big hole on the chest of her stupid husband. The blacksmith made her the finest sword ever made.
Then, late at night king was Resting & eating his wife came and slapped him.she take out
his red bandana and tied it to a pole. Then she took out the sword and pierce it into a big eyebrow and then blood spilled out, and the pain made Gori SCREAAAM. His wife was doing bhangra dance and was seeing that her husband was on crack then she took a big black army knife and passed it through his stomach and took out his handkerchief to wipe King Gori's heart.
The King was secretly an immortal. But he had a weakness which his wife doesn't know about but the pig told The slave to hand over the big fat brain of king but the slave who don't know what to say next. secretly hated the king and was working as a spy for the neighbouring country king, ate the brain. the widowed queen went to vishwas Queen of the other country was very happy to see the queen coming to her lover to make love with
Once Upon a Time there was some far away land where monkeys rule the world and people. It was named Apeland also known as the big Red Monkey World of Giant Banana Trees.
The monkeys were leaded by King Red Gori. He had 100 wives and a giant beanstalk. King Gori was a lucky brat with a lucky hat that shelters him. He used to make ppl pay very hugh taxes. The monkey population was sick of the hugh taxes and their King.
The King ate bananas every day. A pig was watching him daily gobble the bananas! It wanted to hug the monkey and see if the monkey would kiss him back!. Monkey wanted to kick the pig and eat the bananas but the pig loved the monkey so much that it was ready to hug him again and again.
King Gori was loathing the pig. He wanted to hurt the pig but his wife was very angry with him for kicking the pig. So she went to the zoo to get another pig. She took one more pig to the vet for checkup. she found that the pig needs Gori's heart so she went to the blacksmith and asked for the shiniest sword to slice a big hole on the chest of her stupid husband. The blacksmith made her the finest sword ever made.
Then, late at night king was Resting & eating his wife came and slapped him.she take out
his red bandana and tied it to a pole. Then she took out the sword and pierce it into a big eyebrow and then blood spilled out, and the pain made Gori SCREAAAM. His wife was doing bhangra dance and was seeing that her husband was on crack then she took a big black army knife and passed it through his stomach and took out his handkerchief to wipe King Gori's heart.
The King was secretly an immortal. But he had a weakness which his wife doesn't know about, but the pig told the slave to hand over the big fat brain of the king. But the slave who secretly hated the king and was working as a spy for the neighbouring country king, ate the brain.
The widowed queen went to Vishwas, queen of the other country. Vishwas was very happy to see the Queen coming to her lover to make love with his boyfriend but the author suddenly runs into the room screaming "Hey this isn't Brokeback Mountain!!!"
(I have broken the rules BIG TIME. Well someone has to jump in an 'save the story'.... in a way...)
The monkeys were leaded by King Red Gori. He had 100 wives and a giant beanstalk. King Gori was a lucky brat with a lucky hat that shelters him. He used to make ppl pay very hugh taxes. The monkey population was sick of the hugh taxes and their King.
The King ate bananas every day. A pig was watching him daily gobble the bananas! It wanted to hug the monkey and see if the monkey would kiss him back!. Monkey wanted to kick the pig and eat the bananas but the pig loved the monkey so much that it was ready to hug him again and again.
King Gori was loathing the pig. He wanted to hurt the pig but his wife was very angry with him for kicking the pig. So she went to the zoo to get another pig. She took one more pig to the vet for checkup. she found that the pig needs Gori's heart so she went to the blacksmith and asked for the shiniest sword to slice a big hole on the chest of her stupid husband. The blacksmith made her the finest sword ever made.
Then, late at night king was Resting & eating his wife came and slapped him.she take out
his red bandana and tied it to a pole. Then she took out the sword and pierce it into a big eyebrow and then blood spilled out, and the pain made Gori SCREAAAM. His wife was doing bhangra dance and was seeing that her husband was on crack then she took a big black army knife and passed it through his stomach and took out his handkerchief to wipe King Gori's heart.
The King was secretly an immortal. But he had a weakness which his wife doesn't know about, but the pig told the slave to hand over the big fat brain of the king. But the slave who secretly hated the king and was working as a spy for the neighbouring country king, ate the brain.
The widowed queen went to Vishwas, queen of the other country. Vishwas was very happy to see the Queen coming to her lover to make love with his boyfriend but the author suddenly runs into the room screaming "Hey this isn't Brokeback Mountain!!!"
(I have broken the rules BIG TIME. Well someone has to jump in an 'save the story'.... in a way...)
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