RE: A little flab

[Prof. Akers]

-------Original Message-------

From: JANET FRETWELL
Date: 08/02/2009 18:48:42
To: Mollie Brown
Subject: Fw: A Little Flab!


----- Original Message -----
From: Lesley Gray
To: JANET FRETWELL
Sent: Sunday, February 08, 2009 5:27 PM
Subject: Fw: A Little Flab!



----- Original Message -----
From: Mary and Bob Townend
To: Anne ; Lesley
Sent: Friday, February 06, 2009 10:08 PM
Subject: Fw: A Little Flab!












A LITTLE FLAB !!

One morning while making breakfast,
A man walked up to his wife,
Pinched her on the butt and said...
"If you firmed this up, we could get rid of
Your control top pantyhose."

While this was on the edge of intolerable,
She kept silent.


The next morning,
The man woke his wife with
A pinch on each of her breasts
And said....
"You know, if you firmed these up,
We could get rid of your bra."

This was
Beyond
A silent response...


So she rolled over
And
Grabbed him
By his
'DANGLER.'
     

With a death grip in place,
She said...
   
"You know,
If you
Firmed this up,
We could
Get rid of
The gardener,
  The postman,
     The pool man !
                And
              Your brother!"

[Nyteshadecreed]

lmao too funny

[Mandimedea]

OMG this is so funny lol!!!

[Nanna]

OMG That joke was so cool!

AFTER SEX COMMENTS BY SUN SIGN:
Here is another one on the same subject.

Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"

Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."

Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"

Cancer: "When are we getting married?"

Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"

Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."

Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."

Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."

Sagittarius: "Don't call me--I'll call you."

Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"

Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"

[sidchowdary]

true things by nanna