What do you call a fat psychic?

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What do you call a fat psychic?

Post by eye_of_tiger » Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:18 am

The following psychic/medium jokes have been copied from multiple websites throughout the internet. Authors unknown.
Q. What do you call a fat psychic?
A. A four chin teller.
Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing into the future!
Doctor: When did this start?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
Psychic wanted: you know why and where to apply.
The psychic exhibition was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic?
Why do psychics work in such crappy locations? They should have tons of money from winning lotteries.
Q: Why did the Medium cross the road?
A: To get to the Other Side.
A lonely frog, desperate for some form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?"
"No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."
Brian :smt024

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