Astrology Humour:)

cibba · Post by **cibba** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:23 am

swetha wrote:How many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb?  
They changed it already.

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How many Taurians does it take to change a lightbulb?  
Taurus gets bulbs that don't need changing.

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How many Gemini does it take to change a lightbulb?  
At least two to take out the old bulb, two to shop for a new one, two to write a book about it and two more to discuss it on a talk show.

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How many Cancers does it take to change a lightbulb?  
Their mom's change it for them. Anyway, they'd light a candle if they have to.

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How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?  
None. Their domestic service professionals will change it.

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How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?  
Usually just one. However, they will need to clean the sockets, read comparative consumer information about light bulbs, check the wiring and read all the warranties, gaurantees and refund policies.

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How many Libras does it take to change a lightbulb?  
Well, at least two to shop for the bulb, and a couple more to look for accessories, and maybe a couple more to return the bulb if it didn't work and do lunch.

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How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?  
A Scorpio light bulb isn't changed. It's transformed. You just push a button and activate the next life. Why do you ask? Are you a member of a law enforcement agency?

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?  
Sagittarians don't change lightbulbs, but they can teach you how to do it, for a fat fee.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?  
Their secretaries will get back to you.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?  
Aquarians don't have to change lightbulbs. They can invent better ones.

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How many Pisces does it take to change a lightbulb?  
O dear God, I don't know. O that's it, the bulb will change itself, if it is God's will.

Love, love, love the Pisces part ;) And it's all very accurate!

dawn · Post by **dawn** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:12 am

swehta has it ever been business= love, business is always = money. thats what business is all about.

Vishwas · Post by **Vishwas** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:57 am

Well not for everyone dawn, i don't like to think of Business only as money, & i hate others who think like that.

Vishwas · Post by **Vishwas** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:58 am

swetha wrote: i dont think Leos can work under people! they r good managers LOL!
u need to get out of the rat race..enjoy what u r doing to the maximum! so dont get bogged down by the rules of this world!

That is what i meant when i said Leo's make better Organisers.

Post by **swetha** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:15 am

ya agreed Leos are good organizers:)
but Dawn... u need to enjoy what u do... business is work but not a money amking machine. maybe i am wrong, but i just cant money fooling other people or at the cost of someone else's happiness:(

Vishwas · Post by **Vishwas** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:57 am

I agree there swetha.

Post by **swetha** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 9:26 am

but will people like us become good entreprenuers? i doubt:(
u need to b more than passionate about work!

Vishwas · Post by **Vishwas** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 9:28 am

Well it will be possible if many factors are positive for u. Otherwise also, more ppl tend to believe in Leo's.

Post by **swetha** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 9:48 am

thats news:) i thought Aries were good at business?

Vishwas · Post by **Vishwas** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:02 am

No one is, & everyone is.

dawn · Post by **dawn** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:40 am

what he is? vishwas just completed your sentence.

Vishwas · Post by **Vishwas** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:06 pm

What did i do dawn??

dawn · Post by **dawn** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:56 pm

you did nothing, just completed your sentence.

jyotimirpuri · Post by **jyotimirpuri** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:41 am

very impressive and true

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