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Becah
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Post by Becah » Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:50 pm

Because we love does not give us the right to speak in manner that we may choose.  It is because we love that we must choose our words with the greatest of care.
Voltaire

piscbelieve
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Post by piscbelieve » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:39 pm

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

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Samson
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Post by Samson » Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:39 pm

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

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Post by piscbelieve » Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:00 pm

I really can't think of a quote right now b/c I feel like crap! I have the flu or something. Yucky!

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MissEm
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Post by MissEm » Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:08 pm

I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it
Audrey Hepburn

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Post by piscbelieve » Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:25 pm

Oh, now see that was a good one! Good job MissEm! I still can only think of bed right now. Thats where I should be.

April30
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Here's an astrology quote

Post by April30 » Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:08 pm

There shall be signs in the Sun, the Moon, and the Stars.
- Jesus Christ, Luke 21:25

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MissEm
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Post by MissEm » Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:40 pm

Have a hot toddy picsbelieve and go to bed!

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ButterflyLace
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Post by ButterflyLace » Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:58 pm

I am that one voice, in the cold wind,
That whispers, And if you listen,
You'll hear me call across the sky".

In deep gratitude for all that is

**~RaK~**

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flight _of_angelwings
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Post by flight _of_angelwings » Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:29 am

We all fall so that we learn how to pick ourself back up again

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Prof. Akers
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here's a quote that has served me most of my life

Post by Prof. Akers » Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:34 am

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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Samson
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Post by Samson » Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:37 am

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

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flight _of_angelwings
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Post by flight _of_angelwings » Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:42 am

Samson wrote:If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Oh Samson thats funny you sound just like my dad...you got sick humour like me mate!

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Post by kathirteen » Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:07 pm

"Astrology is not for millionaires ~ it's for billionaires"
~ J.P. Morgan

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Samson
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Post by Samson » Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:26 pm

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

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