I could only happen here!

[Prof. Akers]

Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin (Ireland)
Times about a bank robbery on February 2nd.

A number of robbers entered a bank shortly after midnight, and their
efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately.
The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with
cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes
throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they
found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At
least we'll have a bit to eat."

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing
but vanilla pudding.
The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of
gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:

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IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS
MORNING...

[Samson]

That is a sad Irish joke isn't it, they always come up on the funny end of the stick. Good one, I love it.

[Evie]

Oh gross!  GAGGING NOW!    Funny though

Evie

[ButterflyLace]

This is  was a bit much.... I've recently learned my lesson in crossing the line with jokes... But I have to admit this was really funny. It's nice to have like minded company.. Funny is funny... Thanks for the laugh.

[flight _of_angelwings]

Yuck....

[tengypsies]

That was really funny.  Thanks for sharing.

Brightest Blessings,

Gypsy