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oh_mama33
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Profound thought for the day...

Post by oh_mama33 » Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:25 pm

Pretty Deep.............Think About It!

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>    A holy man was having
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> a conversation with the Lord one day and said,
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> Lord, I would like to know what Heaven
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> and Hell are like."
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>    The Lord led the holy
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> man to two doors. He opened one of the doors
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> and the holy man looked in. In the
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> middle of the room was a large round
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> table.
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> In the middle of the table was a large
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> pot of stew which smelled
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> delicious and made the holy man's mouth
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> water.
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>    The people sitting around
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> the table were thin and sickly.  They
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> appeared to be famished. They were
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> holding spoons with very long handles
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> that were strapped to their arms and
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> each found it possible to reach
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> into the pot of stew and take a spoonful,
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> but because the handle was
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> longer than their arms, they could
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> not get the spoons back into their
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> mouths.
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>    The holy man shuddered
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> at the sight of their misery and suffering.
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>    The Lord said, "You
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> have seen Hell."
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>    They went to the next
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> room and opened the door.  It was exactly the
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> same as the firs t one.  There
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> was the large round table with the large
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> pot of stew which made the holy man's
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> mouth water.  The people were
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> equipped with the same long-handled
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> spoons, but here the people were
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> well nourished and plump, laughing
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> and talking.
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>    The holy man said, "I
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> don't understand."
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>    It is simple" said
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> the Lord, "it requires but one skill.  You see,
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> they have learned to feed each other,
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> while the greedy think only of
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> themselves."
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>  
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> When Jesus died on the cross he was
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> thinking of you!
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>    Only 7% of the people
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> who read this will share it with others.  93%
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> of people won't forward this!
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> HAVE A BLESSED DAY AND PASS IT ON!!!!!!!




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God is up to something

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