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An oldie but goodie

Post by Prof. Akers » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:00 pm

AMAZINGLY ACCURATE
Whatever you do, don't cheat!  

 
CHINESE HOROSCOPE :  
THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON,
WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE
CHINESE NEW YEAR
FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -
DO NOT CHEAT
OR IT WON'T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.

TAKE 3 MINUTES
TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.





 
THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID
HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL

NO CHEATING !!!!








 

THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.






 
DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.

 
IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st.  Get PEN and PAPER

2nd.  WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd.  GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!!  Very important for good results.

4th.  SCROLL DOWN
ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON`T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.






 

1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.










 

2.  BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2,
WRITE DOWN ANY
2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?











 

3. BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7,
WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.









 
CAUTION:  DO NOT  LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT












 

4. WRITE ANYONE S NAME
(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)
next to 4, 5, & 6.










 

DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID











 

5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11














 

6. Finally,
MAKE A WISH














 

ARE YOU READY?
HERE IS THE
KEY TO THE GAME









 


1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in
SPACE 2


 

2. THE PERSON IN SPACE
3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE



 

3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in
SPACE 7



 

4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in
SPACE 4




 

5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO
KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.




 

6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR
LUCKY STAR




 

7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE
PERSON IN NUMBER 3



 

8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE
PERSON IN 7




 

9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT
YOUR MIND



 

10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT LIFE





11.  NUMBER 1 IS YOUR
LUCKY NUMBER



 



 
STRANGE HOW IT SEEMS TO WORK.

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Post by ResQDonna » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:14 pm

ok...LMAO!

9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT
YOUR MIND

I have..... Take the money and run


LOL! LOL!

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Post by rozrokz » Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:54 am

Great game but strange how some of it is true. So do I really have to forward this game to the number I choose that is in no. 2. Oh man!

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Post by EarlofLeicester » Sun Oct 07, 2007 3:16 pm

Interesting, interesting dear Prof.  I would think too random, but it turns out I love my daughter, care most about my son, and like but can't have a relationship with a woman at work in a permanent relationship with someone else.  Why I thought about Britney Spears's Crazy seemed so out of whack but describes my daughter so well in as much that she is crazy.  Wild Honey describing the person in line 7.  Hmmm, yes, that works.  ;)  Pretty much on the money.  And the song of my life, the tragic Sigurd Remix (well, you probably don't know the song, but the story is tragic).
Last edited by EarlofLeicester on Sun Oct 07, 2007 3:37 pm, edited 2 times in total.

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Post by ResQDonna » Sun Oct 07, 2007 3:22 pm

Mine was not at all accurate...BUT entertaining and funny none the less :) It was fun!

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