Interesting Post No.9

[Pravin Kumar]

[sizb][/][/1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the
report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

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The Power of Women
There were eleven people hanging on to a rope that extended down from
helicopter - ten men and one woman. The weight of eleven people was too
much for the rope. So, the group decided that one person would get off
because if the weight on the rope wasn't reduced, the rope would break
and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the
Woman volunteered.She gave a touching speech saying she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children.
When she finished speaking all the men started clapping, Never Underestimate the Power of .a Woman.

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Man and Woman
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is
nothing,"
on
the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

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There was a gentleman walking with two heavy
suitcases in an airport terminal.Someone approached
and asked him what time it was. The gentleman bends
down to park the two heavy suitcases and stares at
his watch. But this was no ordinary watch. He
touches a tiny button and his administrative
assistant's face appears. He asks her,"Mary, what
time is it?" Mary answers instantly and with a
smile!

The questioner is thoroughly impressed!!! He
asks,"What kind of a watch is that?" "It's like a TV
with two-way real-time communication," the gentleman
explains. He adds that the watch is the latest
technology with Intel's brand new 128-bit chip with
processor speed of 10 Gigahertz.

The onlooker is now quite impressed and wanted to
know if he could buy this watch from the gentleman.
They agree on a price and the cash was handed
immediately. The gentleman takes his watch out and
hands it over and then walks away. The new owner stares at the two
heavy suitcases and shouts, "Sir, you forgot your
suitcases."

The gentleman stops, smiles, and replies, "No, they
are yours now. They are the modems U need for your
new watch !!



Pravin Kumar size]e=18]

[VN Purohit]

Good.Keep it up