Talking to God

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Pravin Kumar
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Talking to God

Post by Pravin Kumar » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:05 am

[Little Jimmy was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm
spring day.  Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape.  Soon, he
began to think about God.
"God?  Are you really there?"  Jimmy said out loud.
To his astonishment a voice came from the clouds.  "Yes, Jimmy?
What can I do for you?"
Seizing the opportunity, Jimmy asked, "God?  What is a million years like to
you?"
Knowing that Jimmy could not understand the concept of infinity, God responded
in a manner to which Jimmy could relate.  "A
million years to me, Jimmy, is like a minute."
"Oh," said Jimmy.  "Well, then, what's a million dollars like to you?"
"A million dollars to me, Jimmy, is like a penny."
"Wow!" remarked Jimmy, getting an idea.  "You're so generous... can I have one
of your pennies?"
God replied, "Sure thing, Jimmy!  Just a minute."
     
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Post by stranded23 » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:13 am

That is a good one :)

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real good

Post by lluvia » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:07 am

:smt006 hi pravin that was really good :smt020 lluvia

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good one

Post by Nassim » Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:18 pm

... but Pravin,
Isn't God being a bit mean?
lol,
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Post by spiritalk » Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:19 pm

While I acknowledge it is just a joke.....perhaps there is a lesson....Would God really test us?  Is this just our human mind reaching for more?  And from whom?

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Talking to God

Post by Pravin Kumar » Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:30 pm



Dear Spiritalk,

This is a joke but conveys a message too at the same time.

Pravin Kumar

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Post by mystic7 » Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:56 pm

Agreed Pravin...

The true searcher isn't consimed with the things of the flesh and the mundane things that surround us daily. Rather a true seeker will look for the esoteric values and teachings available to them wherever they are. Perhaps the lad should have seen the message that was written in the clouds instead of asking for $1,000,000.

- Mystic

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Post by DragonKnight » Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:53 am

i hope this pulls of a trick

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Post by cwill472 » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:21 am

That's a good one!!  God does test each and every one of us.  I feel I am being tested by him now.  My family and I have been going thru a lot these past few months.

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Post by jennifercrowe » Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:06 pm

Good one

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