In the Garden of Eden

Pravin Kumar · Post by **Pravin Kumar** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:41 pm

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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What's a 'man,' Lord?"

"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will provide you with companionship and satisfy
your desires. Yet, he'll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch, Lord?"

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring. So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. So, just remember: it's our secret. Woman to Woman."

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jennifercrowe · Post by **jennifercrowe** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:39 pm

Love it

tourbi · Post by **tourbi** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:44 pm

oh Goddess Bless You!!!!

Pravin Kumar · Post by **Pravin Kumar** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:22 am

Dara,

Is that Eve dancing in Happiness.

Pravin Kumar

tourbi · Post by **tourbi** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:24 am

And ALL the other Eve's who have come after her.  

Ah yes, she does need a beat.............

Post by **swetha** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:06 am

hey tourbi... the images are great:))
especially the dancing one.

tourbi · Post by **tourbi** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:42 am

Thank you.  I love to dance.  My partner and I are Pagan, he drums and I dance.  My favorite place to dance is at night, around a fire.  The woman dancing like that reminds me of wonderful times dancing.  I found them both on the net. They are not mine, use them as you want.  

Pravin Kumar · Post by **Pravin Kumar** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:08 am

Dear Dara,

Those are really beautiful images. It is ultimately the man who drums and the lady dances (to his tune). -- smile.

Pravin Kumar

Dijana1970 · Post by **Dijana1970** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:03 am

Now it is official - God is a woman!

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