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Thought for the Day , The Boss

Post by Pravin Kumar » Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:16 am

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"Do not wait for ideal circumstances, nor the best opportunities; they will never come."

Janet E. Stuart



/size]After reading this we know whom we call BOSS!





Three Parrots   A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.

The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a

cage.



He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?



The owner said it was Rs.250.   Rs.250, the man said.   "Well what

does he do?   "He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft

Office 2000, responds the clerk.  "He can do all of your spreadsheets and

type all of your letters."



The man then asked what the second parrot cost.   The clerk

replied,Rs.500, but he not only knows Office 2000, but is an expert

computer programmer.



Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.   The

clerk replied, "Rs.1,000."  Curious as to how a bird can cost

Rs.1,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.  The clerk

replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.



But the other two call him "BOSS "!!




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Post by karlenespellman » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:29 am

your still the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by ThelemicWaves » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:30 am

Just beautiful.

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Post by DragonKnight » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:18 am

haha AWESOME

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Post by snufile » Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:08 pm

funny

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Post by jennifercrowe » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:18 pm

haha haha that is funny.  That is just the best

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