HAPPY HALLOWEEN DEFINITIONS!! -just for fun

[sambogakaya]

Halloween Definitions


Coffin:
What you do when you get a piece of
popcorn stuck in your throat.



Frankenstein:
Hot dog and a mug oficy root beer.



Full moon:
What your repairman reveals when
he bends over to fix your fridge.



Goblin:
How you eat the snickers bars
you got for Halloween.



Boogieman:
Guy who passes time at a
stoplight picking his nose.



Invisible Man:
What a guy becomes when there's housework
to be done. Also, see Mr. Hyde.



Jack O' Lantern:
An Irish Pumpkin.



Jack the Ripper:
What Jack does to his lottery tickets
after losing each week.



Mummy:
Who kisses the boo-boo after
you scrape your knee.



Pumpkin Patch:
What a pumpkin wears when
trying to quit smoking.



Skeleton:
Any supermodel.



Vampire Bat:
What Dracula hits a baseball with.



Zombie:
What you look like before that
first cup of morning coffee.

[swetha]

it was nice reading this again:)

[sunshinez]