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20 Hilarious School Exam Answers

Post by prasanna » Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:09 am

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

The following questions were set in last year’s GCSE examination in England.

These are genuine answers from 16 year olds, not very bright, but entertaining, 16 year olds.


Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs

Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery
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Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium

Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.

Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
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Post by ondesko » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:34 pm

that just shows you want are childern are being teached but that was funny thanks for the jokes
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Post by ChiefOren » Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:56 pm

Nice kids.  Stupid, but nice.
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FUNNY ANSWERS

Post by srimathi29 » Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:12 pm

HELLO PRASANNA
                     
                 Answers from kids were funny but don't you think children were over smart?

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Post by laurabee86 » Sun Jan 09, 2011 12:22 pm

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.



These two made me really laugh =)
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Post by prasanna » Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:47 pm

Thanks to all of U for  liking this post.
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Post by blackspring » Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:49 am

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election


LOL, LOVE it!!! Couldn't stop laughing :)

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Post by prasanna » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:26 am

Thanks for your liking of this post ,   dear friend. Yes ,  I too laugh ed a lot reading that .
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Post by AgentOfChaos » Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:43 pm

prasanna...i love every joke ive read that was posted by you!! if you keep them coming ill keep reading them! and thank you. your posts make for great mood lifters:)

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Post by prasanna » Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:05 am

Thanks a lot for enjoying my posts dear AOC.  I feel happy when  ever  I get such encouragement for  my sharing. U can read from the beginning . Welcome to MB and enjoy a lot. Do share If U can please.


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Post by misty sur » Sat May 07, 2011 5:07 am

these three were my favorites:

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium

Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.

hahaaha...thank you so much for posting this.
Have fun, have faith in yourself and always have the best food!

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Post by prasanna » Sat May 07, 2011 9:34 am

Yes dear , I do love your favorites and reading it now Iam laughing a lot. Thanks .
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