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Bachelor Vs Married..

Post by prasanna » Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:08 am

Are you married or Happy?                        
Every man should get married some time;
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!                      
                                                                           
                                   --Anonymous                              
                                                                           
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       Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.                        
                                                                           
                                  --Oscar Wilde                            
                                                                           
                                                                           
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                Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.          
                                                                           
                                --Scottish Proverb                          
                                                                           
                                                                           
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           I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.      
                                                                           
                                  --Sam Kinison      
                     
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           Men have a better time than women; for one thing,          
              they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.        
                                                                           
                                 --H. L. Mencken                          
                                                                     
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             When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.        
           When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.    
                                                                           
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                   Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.            
                                                                           
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                When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,          
                          you can be sure of one thing:                    
                        either the car is new or the wife.                  
                                                                           
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                 I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding          
                           her way back to home always.                    
                                                                           
                                   --Anonymous                              
                                                                           
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                I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our          
        anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her,  
                             "How about the kitchen?"                      
                                                                           
                                   --Anonymous                              
                                                                           
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                  We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.            
                                                                           
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                   My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.              
                         That was only for the estimate.                    
                                                                           
                                   --Anonymous                              
                                                                           
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              She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then        
                                the mud fell off.                          
                                                                           
                                   --Anonymous                              
                                                                           
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               She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too          
                              late for the garbage?"                        
              Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."        
                                                                           
                                   --Anonymous                              
                                                                           
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                Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses          
                                to get to married.                          
                  He says "the wedding rings look like minature            
                                 handcuffs....."                            
                                                                           
                                   --Anonymous                              
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                 If your dog is barking at the back door and your          
             wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first?        
               The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u          
                                   let him in!                              
                                                                           
                                   --Anonymous                              
                                                                           
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    A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and
started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another
man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound
intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to die? Why did you have
to die?"

The first man approached him and said,"Sir, I don't wish to interfere
with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is                    
       more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A
       child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then  
       replied "My wife's first husband."                  
                                                                           
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       A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a coin. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned        
       over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned          
       for a while but then smiled "It really works ! "?
prasanna

LEAD, KINDLY LIGHT. LOVE IS GOD, LOVE IS OCEAN, " Love Is Eternal. " LIVE TO LOVE TO LIVE.

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Post by ChiefOren » Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:17 pm

Love is blind......   Yes, a real eye opener.
ירדי הים באניות עשה מלאכה במים רבים

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Post by pandu345 » Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:57 pm

why in the world did god create marriages... man.. somebody rescue me.
I am done for life

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marriage

Post by dreamwebs » Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:57 am

pity that the reality is so far from funny
the sad reality in most marriages nowdays that in keeping with the throw away society we have become it is also too easy to throw away the marriage
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Marriage

Post by srimathi29 » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:17 pm

The old saying is there 'MARRIAGES are made in heaven,will you believe in this or not.

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Post by pandu345 » Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:54 pm

yes we do believe in " marriages are made in heaven". Its only that when things are not as expected and the pain some takes exceeds and you cannot bear,
thats when you utter these things.
god ! at least i wont live for ever. see .. sorry guys if I offended.

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