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Intelligent monkey

Post by prasanna » Mon Nov 01, 2010 3:42 pm

Intelligent monkey into a bar...


A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman:

- Do you have any bananas?
- No, I don't. ( says the barman)
- Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey)
- No, I have not got any bananas!!!
- Do you have any bananas?
- If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter!!!
- Do you have any nails?
- No, I don't.
- Do you have any bananas?
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Post by swetha » Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:35 am

nice one :) Abhi and me had a good laugh :)
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Post by prasanna » Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:13 am

Thanks dear, I to laughed a lot .
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Post by govardhanvt » Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:48 am

good one
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Post by prasanna » Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:39 am

Thanks.
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