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Post by prasanna » Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:27 am

   Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

        A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Sarson Da Tel?" (Mustard oil)

         The clerk says  "you a Sikh"

         The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am.  But let me ask you something.

    If I had asked for Italian Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian?

        Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
   
   Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

        Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

        Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?

        The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

        The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Sarson Da Tel, why did     you say I am Sikh?"

   
    The clerk replied, "Because you're in a Liquor Store."
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Post by Kai_H » Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:45 am

Pfft.

That's a good one. :)

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Post by prasanna » Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:19 am

Welcome .
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