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Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk ..

Post by prasanna » Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:54 pm

Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk .... J J


·         They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

·         "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

·         "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

·         "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

·         "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"

·         "Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

·         "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."

·         "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

·         "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

·         "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

·         "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."

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