Sardar at medical college

[prasanna]

Sardarji applied to a medical school
to become a doctor!!


Needless to say he never made it.
You know why?


These are the answers he wrote
in his entrance exam.


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Antibody - against everyone

Artery - The study of  Paintings.

Bacteria - back door of a cafeteria.

Caesarean section - a district in Rome.

Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.

Cat Scan - searching for a lost kitty.

Chronic - neck of a crow.

Coma - punctuation mark.

Cortisone - area around local court.

Cyst - short for sister.

Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.

Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.

Dislocation - in this place.

Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.

Enema - not a friend.



Genes - blue denim.

Hernia - she is close by.


Labour pain - hurt at work.

Lactose - people without toes.

Lymph - walk unsteadily.

Microbes - small dressing gown.

Obesity - city of Obe.



Proteins - in favour of teens.

Pulse - grain.

Pus - small cat.

Red Blood Count - Dracula.


Tablet - small table.


Urine - opposite of you're out.

Varicose - very close.