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Good one liners

Post by prasanna » Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:10 am

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.


[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two or more makes you are a referee.


[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!


[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.


[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.


[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.


[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.


[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.


[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.


[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.


[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.


[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.


[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.


[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.


[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.


[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.


[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.


[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.


[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.


[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something


[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!


[22] Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.


[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!


[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.


[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.


[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.


[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it.......!!!

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Post by misty sur » Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:22 am

nice! some of your gems:

>Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

>Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

>I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

these were my favorite.
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Post by prasanna » Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:01 am

Thanks dear.


[22] Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it.......!!!



I enjoyed them all and I really laughed reading them .

Really it is the general feeling of all husbands , the last  one I mean , the 27th . ....
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Post by Wisenheimer » Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:53 pm

1)  Are you glad to see me or is that a rocket in your pocket?

Tactless yes, but still worth a laugh from time to time (depending on who is delivering that line)
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Post by AgentOfChaos » Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:38 pm

[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.


those are my favorites. heres a few i came across online...


*If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark.  ~Leopold Fechtner

*Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.  ~Sam Ewing

*People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.  ~Dave Barry

*It's annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story - especially when you're not sure which half they know.  ~Robert Brault

*It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

hope you enjoy!!

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Post by prasanna » Sun Apr 24, 2011 2:42 am

Thanks  Wisenheimer
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Post by prasanna » Sun Apr 24, 2011 2:44 am

AgentOfChaos wrote:[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.


those are my favorites. heres a few i came across online...


*If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark.  ~Leopold Fechtner

*Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.  ~Sam Ewing

*People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.  ~Dave Barry

*It's annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story - especially when you're not sure which half they know.  ~Robert Brault

*It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

hope you enjoy!!


Thanks for  sharing them friend. I loved them , truly nice.
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