Santa-Banta-Sms

[prasanna]

Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.
Santa: U mean if I am on diet, I can't look at the menu also?




Santa & Banta were walking in the highlands

Santa & Banta were walking in the highlands then suddenly Santa fell down in a deep hole.
Banta: Are you ok?
Santa: Fine thanks!
Banta: Did you break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here!



How is it painted

Santa: The aeroplane is so big. How is it painted ?
Banta: When it flies in the air, it will become small and it is easily painted



Santa gets a Cheque

Santa gets a Cheque & throws it on the ground.
Can you Guess why?
To see whether it’ll BOUNCE or not!



5 miles to deliver


Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.