Funny Quesions and Answers .

[prasanna]

Q. What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?

A. No thanks, I'm stuffed!
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Q. Who sits on babies?

A. A babysitter.
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Q. What has arms and legs, but no head?

A. A chair!
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Q. What runs but never walks?

A. Water!
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Q. What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?

A. A blackboard!
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Q. What did the light say when it was turned off?

A. I'm delighted!
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Q. What has a head and a tail but no body?

A. A coin!
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Q. What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

A. Stinkerbell!
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Q. What is the richest kind of air?

A. Millionaire.
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Q. Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?

A. Because she wanted to see time fly!
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Q. Which is faster, cold or heat?

A. Heat, you can catch a cold!
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Q. What jam can't be eaten on toast?

A. A traffic jam!
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Q. Why did the golfer wear two sets of pants?

A. In case he got a whole in one!
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Q. What two things can't you have for dinner?

A. Lunch and breakfast!
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Q. Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?

A. He got fed up with the whole business!
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Q. What's the hottest letter in the alphabet?

A. 'B', because it makes oil...Boil!
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Q. Why did the pony cough?

A. He was a little hoarse!
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Q. Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?

A. He had no body to go with!