MARKETING TERMS..........

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MARKETING TERMS..........

Post by prasanna » Thu May 12, 2011 6:17 am

Teacher Explained marketing terms 2 students

1. U c a gorgeous girl at a party. U go up to her & say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing”

2. U R @ a party with a bunch of friends & c a gorgeous girl. One of ur friends goes up to her & pointing at u? says: “He’s very rich. “Marry him.” -Thats advertising

3. U R @ a party & c gorgeous girl. She walks up to u & says:”u are very rich! “Can u marry ! Me?” – That’s Brand Recognition”

4. U c a gorgeous girl at a party. U go up to her & say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives u a nice hard slap on ur face. – “That’s Customer Feedback”

5. U c a gorgeous girl a t a party. U go up to her & say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” & she introduces u to her husband. – “That’s demand & supply gap”?

6. U c a gorgeous girl @ a party. U go up to her & before u say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” ur wife arrives. – “That’s restriction for entering new markets
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