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My wife is expecting................

Post by prasanna » Thu May 12, 2011 1:55 pm

A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. "You see," he explained, "my wife's expecting."

"Oh..." said the Officer, "I understand. Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck."

The following week the same soldier was back again with the same explanation: "My wife's expecting."

The Officer looked surprised. "Still expecting?" he said, "Well, well, my boy, you must be pretty bothered. Of course you can have the week-end off."

When the same soldier appeared again the third week, however, the Officer lost his temper. "Don't tell me your wife is still expecting!" he bellowed.

"Yes Sir!" said the soldier resolutely, "She's still expecting."

"What in heaven is she expecting?" cried the Officer.

"Me." said the soldier simply.
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Post by Pravin Kumar » Thu May 19, 2011 9:38 am

Prasannaji,

Nice Joke. I am expecting more from you.

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Post by prasanna » Thu May 19, 2011 9:49 am

Dear Pravin Ji,

Thanks for visiting my forum after months.  U  forgot  it fully  . Kindly read jokes which I am  posting daily . Do participate in our fun  games too  whenever  ur time permits please.  


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Re: My wife is expecting................

Post by RishiRahul » Thu May 19, 2011 3:38 pm

prasanna wrote:A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. "You see," he explained, "my wife's expecting."

"Oh..." said the Officer, "I understand. Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck."

The following week the same soldier was back again with the same explanation: "My wife's expecting."

The Officer looked surprised. "Still expecting?" he said, "Well, well, my boy, you must be pretty bothered. Of course you can have the week-end off."

When the same soldier appeared again the third week, however, the Officer lost his temper. "Don't tell me your wife is still expecting!" he bellowed.

"Yes Sir!" said the soldier resolutely, "She's still expecting."

"What in heaven is she expecting?" cried the Officer.

"Me." said the soldier simply.

Hi Prasanna,

This was just wonderful!! Just discovered this forum.


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Post by prasanna » Thu May 19, 2011 6:09 pm

Thanks Rishi .
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