Prayers and Zodiacal Signs

dawn · Post by **dawn** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:09 pm

while surfing through the net i came across this

ARIES: "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW!"

TAURUS: "Dear God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET."

GEMINI: "Yo God...(or is it Goddess?)...Who are you?...What are you?.....Where are You?.....How many of you ARE there? I can't figure you out!"

CANCER: "Dear Daddy, I know I shouldn't depend on you so much, but you're the only One I can count on while my security blanket is at the cleaners."

LEO: "Hi, Pop! I'll bet you're really proud to have me as your kid!"

VIRGO: "Dear God, please make the world a better place, and don't screw it up like you did the last time."

LIBRA: "Dear God, I know I should make decisions for myself. But, on the other hand, what do YOU think?"

SCORPIO: "Dear God, help me forgive my enemies, even if the bastards don't deserve it."

SAGITTARIUS: "OH ALMIGHTY, ALL KNOWING, ALL-LOVING, ALL-POWERFUL, OMNIPRESENT, EVERLASTING GOD, IF I'VE ASKED YOU ONCE, I'VE ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMES --- HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING!!!!!!!!!!"

CAPRICORN: "Dear Father, I was going to pray, but I guess I ought to figure things out for myself. Thanks anyway."

AQUARIUS: "Hi God! Some say you're a man. Some say you're a woman. I say we're ALL God. So, why pray? Let's have a party!"

PISCES: "Heavenly Father, as I prepare to consume this last fifth of Scotch to drown out my pain and sorrow, may my inebriation be for Thy greater Honor and Glory."

Vishwas · Post by **Vishwas** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:28 pm

Lol the aquarian one is damn funny.

Post by **swetha** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:31 am

all are great.. but in reality do we actually behave this way?

dawn · Post by **dawn** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:02 pm

ya truth but with exaggeration.

sonny · Post by **sonny** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:20 pm

yeah they are great............ and very funny.

MsBlanch · Post by **MsBlanch** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:10 pm

CAPRICORN: "Dear Father, I was going to pray, but I guess I ought to figure things out for myself. Thanks anyway."

Darn that bites, but honestly I guess I do that from time to time.

jyotiuday · Post by **jyotiuday** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:12 am

Yeah! All are GREAT & TRUE!

pranay · Post by **pranay** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:33 am

VIRGO: "Dear God, please make the world a better place, and don't screw it up like you did the last time."

LOL!

*Star* · Post by ***Star*** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:45 pm

CANCER: "Dear Daddy, I know I shouldn't depend on you so much, but you're the only One I can count on while my security blanket is at the cleaners."

aww!  :smt056

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