Astrology at Bikini Bottom

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Astrology at Bikini Bottom

Post by Vishwas » Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:07 am

Astrology at Bikini Bottom


Our favorite residents of the undersea town of Bikini Bottom and their Astrological Signs (and no, they're not all Water signs):

Spongebob Squarepants - Definitely a Gemini. He has boundless energy, can talk a blue streak and is decidedly good-natured. He also seems to have problems with his arms falling off. Spongebob has a very positive outlook on life, and tends to be somewhat naive, believing everything he is told. He also has a unique way of turning even the most disastrous situations into positive ones. He has a marvelous imagination, and is a talented artist. He also tends to procrastinate, and hardly ever finishes what he starts.

Squidward Tentacles - Squidward is an Earth sign, displaying characteristics of both Virgo and Capricorn. He enjoys quietly living in his Easter Island head, practicing his clarinet and creating his "art", but secretly craves the attention that becoming a famous musician or artist might bring. He is quite the curmudgeon, dismissing his rambunctious neighbors as being childish, and has a biting comeback for nearly everything said. He also has a soft side as well, but manages to keep that well hidden except under extreme duress.

Patrick Star - No doubt about it, Patrick is a Taurus. He is never happier than when he is in his home under his rock, watching his TV. He is good natured, even-tempered and a good and faithful friend. Not exactly an intellectual, he has a good heart and will stand by his friends until the end.

Mr. Krabbes - A Capricorn if ever I have seen one. It's about business, and money, and money, and money...........Mr. Krabbes will never miss an opportunity to pick up a dime and wouldn't be caught dead doing anything that didn't turn a profit. He once billed his employees for doing things other than work on company time, such as breathing and using the restroom. The only thing Mr. Krabbes loves more than money is his daughter Pearl.

Pearl - She is Libra personified, majorly concerned with her appearance and social life. Her world begins and ends with her social status, and is quite charming when she needs to be. She has lots of friends, and tends to consult them before every major decision, usually at the mall.

Plankton - Obsessed with complete global domination, Plankton could be none other than a Scorpio. Plankton's major goal in life is to steal the secret recipe for a Krabby Patty, and concocts elaborate schemes - and elaborate machines - to reach that end. He also has a stinging retort for everything said, and is married to a computer named Karen.

Sandy Cheeks - Sandy has to be an Aries. She is fun loving and outgoing, but has quite a temper and is not above kicking butts and taking names if crossed. Loyal and true, she is a great friend to those in Bikini Bottom. She is also an innovator - if you haven't seen the show, she is a squirrel living at the bottom of the sea in a deep-sea diving suit.

Gary - Quite the enigma, Gary is most probably an Aquarius. Very intellectual and quiet, but when asked, always seems to have the right answer to the question. Never mind that only Spongebob understands him.

Scooter - Fun, fun, fun is what Scooter is all about, making him a firm Sagittarius. Who can work when it's sunny out, and the surf's up, and the beach, and .............. Dude! What are we waiting for?

Larry the Lobster - Another Libra, Larry is the lifeguard at Goo Lagoon. Larry is a bodybuilder and enjoys the compliments his ripped physique brings. He is the center of attention on the beach, and that's just how he likes it.

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Post by swetha » Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:09 am

this was great too.. but no Leos??

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Post by Vishwas » Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:12 pm

Unfortunately, no Leo's there.

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Post by swetha » Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:33 pm

as a Leo wud say" then find some Leos!!! else invent some "!! LOL

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Post by Vishwas » Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:52 am

LOL.

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Post by Elzear » Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:29 am

lol cool that is so funny.

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Post by EarlofLeicester » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:15 pm

Hmm, might be some connection between me (Scorpio) and Plankton.  Although not my wife, I call my telephone/answering machine Carol.  Carol.  Karen.  Somewhat similar sounding.

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