Horoscope Light Bulb Jokes

[Vishwas]

Horoscope Light Bulb Jokes

How many Arians does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs (SMASH).
2. None - Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
3. Just the one - you wanna make something of it, eh?

How many Taureans does it take to change a light bulb?

1. What, me move?
2. One, but only if they can celebrate afterwards with a ten course meal and some great sex.
3. One, but just try to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

How many Geminians does it take to change a light bulb?

1. II
2. Two, plus a portable phone, an internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Light bulbs".
3. Two, but it will take all week and when they're done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French and shine any color you want from it.

How many Cancerians does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Only one, but he has to bring his mother.
2. Just one, but it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process.
3. None - a Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.

How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?

1. A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.
2. Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out.
3. One - he holds the bulb, and the world spins around him.
4. None - a Leo would order someone else to do it.

How many Virgoans does it take to change a light bulb?

1. One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.
2. Virgos don't have time to change their own light bulbs, they're too busy changing them for everyone else.
3. Approximately 1.000000 with an error of 1 millionth.
4. Let's see - one to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide who's fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that brand was chosen in the first place, ten to decide to remodel the house as long as they're changing the bulb....

How many Librans does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.
2. Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second though, make that two. Is two good for you?
3. Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?
4. Well, gee.....I don't know, really. I guess it depends on the buld and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just one it's just an ordinary bulb, but maybe two if the person doesn't know where to find a new light bulb, or perhaps.....

How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?

1. None. They LIKE the dark.
2. So who wants to know? Why do YOU want to know? What are you, a cop?
3. That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?

1. One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.
2. Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?
3. The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb????
4. A whole bunch: You can only keep them in the room long enough to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
1. The light's fine as it is.
2. None - Capricorns can't afford new light bulbs, unless they're a legitimate business expense.
3. I don't waste my time with the childish jokes.
4. None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?
2. Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so....
3. A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
4. Like, why don't you get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? I'm like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.

How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Light bulb? What light bulb?
2. Huh? The light's out?
3. None: only the inner light matters.

How many astrologers does it take to change a light bulb?

"Don't ask me now, Mercury's retrograde!"

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[swetha]

but y only light bulbs and not anything elsE??

[Vishwas]

Well this is one thing ppl find easy to relate too.

[dawn]

i have posted other thing too just check it out.