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Moonstar88
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PICK UP LINES EHEHEHE

Post by Moonstar88 » Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:48 pm

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!


People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!


Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.


Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!

Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?

Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!

You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.

Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
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Sugar2730
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Post by Sugar2730 » Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:27 am

''Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me. ''


LOL. That is funny!
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Post by Duchess1964 » Mon Mar 04, 2013 5:31 am

I've heard so many over the years ... let me see now, how about these:

1. Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.
2. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You’ve got fine written all over you.
3. Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven.
4. Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off
5. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

This next one had me wondering if I should call a hospital or something.  My husband was sitting with his friend at the next table ... he's not someone you want to just push around.  In fact, I'm not sure who would take that chance ... but it was funny when the guy that said this :::

"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."

Looked behind him *lol*
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Dulcineaa
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Only $10?

Post by Dulcineaa » Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:10 pm

"Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me."

Only $10?

Would take about 50 to drink ME beautiful...
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AnnThereseSmith
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Pick Up Lines Eh

Post by AnnThereseSmith » Sun Nov 15, 2015 12:56 am

How about this one:
"Have you ever had the feeling you were being followed?"

That one was used on me lol
Ann
When all things that are Dark become all things that are Light, Where will we go for the Mystery?

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