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know thy self! *funny* Cancer

Post by Abhishek » Mon May 16, 2005 12:01 pm

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Cancer - June 21-July 20

You are sympathetic and understanding to other poeple's problem, which makes you are nosey prick. You always keep putting things off. This is why you will always be on welfare, and wont b worth a turd. Everybody in prison is a cancer.

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Post by Johnny Rotten » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:58 pm

Well im glad to know that I have a bright future ahead of me “ sigh “

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Post by lunar_pheonix » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:28 pm

:smt017 well atleast now I know what the end result of my life will be..........well future full of crime,here I come(I have always wanted 2 rob a bank  :smt005 ).

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Post by solar moon » Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:57 pm

the prision is their mind, their heart and their pocket.
the darkness protects what little is left to see by the light of the day.

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Post by Calamity » Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:34 am

PMPL thats a good one!

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Post by whitey » Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:20 pm

it says from june 20 - july 20. i am born in july 21.. that makes me a leo ?? i am confused

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Post by Frater SEP » Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:20 am

I didn't know my ex-wife was a Cancer. This describes her perfectly

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Post by mysticcrystal » Thu May 10, 2007 6:01 pm

Lol, that's funny!

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Post by lovoyhacer » Tue May 22, 2007 3:24 pm

LOL That was funny!

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hmmmmm

Post by kit10zwanderlust » Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:16 am

well i was breaking into my parents house by the time i was in middle school but htey locked me out it was fla and HOTT outside i was not going to spend 3 hours on the porch till they got home huh i honed my skills well and havent used them since well unless you count leaving my keys inside and breaking into my own place to get them oh yeah and that little afair i have wid mary jane every now and again but to to critics i say this nature made marijuana and man made beer i dont trust man who do you trust?
but its good to know that i have a wonderful time ahead of me
hmmmm better start makin my butch makeover now cause i sure aint gonna be traded for candy bars nad cigarettes lol
Change like a tidal wave is inescapable, better to hold your nose and jump in head first than to be batted around by the waves.- me just now 4/23/08

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Post by Fyrbeast » Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:24 am

Don't know if I completely agree with the original starter of this thread, but yeah I will always be on welfare...not because I put things off......because I am willing to do what nobody else will. :smt003

Anyway, the reason of this posting:
I was working at a job back , well never mind how long ago. N E Ways, a coworker of mine was telling me about his ex-wife who he said was born on the ninth. My glory day, but he couldn't understand why he got along with me, but couldn't stand her......

Wanna hear the answer? it's worth the laugh (for some)
Fyrbeast

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oh Cancer

Post by unanth » Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:19 am

The moodiest people on earth and always the ones to be stabbed from behind...

" You Too Brutus ! "

God Save....

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Post by kit10zwanderlust » Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:56 pm

answer answer answer imma cancer thru adn thru and to make matters worse imma taurus rising so im stubborn about being moody
Change like a tidal wave is inescapable, better to hold your nose and jump in head first than to be batted around by the waves.- me just now 4/23/08

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The punch line

Post by Fyrbeast » Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:33 pm

:smt004 Well when he told me about that, I couldn't do anything but ask wheat year she was born in. So he told me '57...

My response without a hesitation....bad year for crabs!!!

My apologies to anyone who might be offended by that, I know us crabs can be sensitive.
Fyrbeast

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Post by kit10zwanderlust » Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:23 pm

hmmmm any idea about '84 is that a good or bad year for crabs how can tell ~~~~ponders~~~
Change like a tidal wave is inescapable, better to hold your nose and jump in head first than to be batted around by the waves.- me just now 4/23/08

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