The child's father

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vitaloo
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The child's father

Post by vitaloo » Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:39 am

I was reading some website where they had listed all kinds of funny things people put on the "Name of Minor Child's Father"  section of child support petitions in one state and this one really cracked me up - I had to share

"I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto heel in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced"


Anyone else ever read those things?? lol

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Post by starryskies » Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:42 pm

The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details: These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

01. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

02. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

03. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

04. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can intact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

05. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.

06. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

07. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.

08. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

09. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at EuroDisney maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

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Post by trickyvicky6 » Sun Jun 03, 2007 7:00 pm

Ha Ha LOL! This has had me in stiches. Are they really all genuine? Then again it would'nt surprise me LOL
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Post by Evie » Sun Jun 03, 2007 7:14 pm

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This was a very fun read.   :smt003

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Post by meg » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:38 am

these are too funny!!!

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Post by gothicdragon63 » Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:42 am

LOL, that was just what I needed. My goodness some of those just cracked me up.

Thank you vitaloo and starryskies
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I think these are fantastic

Post by ritzyglitz » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:28 pm

Well what a way to make someones day by reading these!!!!!!!!!!!!
absolutely fantastic....please we want more..................

keep up the good work there...
:smt005  :smt041

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Post by bookitty777 » Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:12 pm

oh my goodness! i have heard of someone putting a wrestlers name in as the child's father isn't that crazy?

tlp7204
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that was great

Post by tlp7204 » Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:36 pm

As someone who has gone through those procedings it is a wonder how they ever get away with it. Keep them coming I love it

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child's father

Post by thunderponi » Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:02 pm

I wonder what the Pope had to say? That is good stuff. :smt005
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Post by Mali » Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:28 pm

Wow:-)
This is really funny.
I had fun reading this. :smt005
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Post by white_feather_dancing » Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:36 pm

Sometimes truth is funnier than fiction.
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Post by wahinebaby » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:57 pm

starryskies wrote:01. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
tsk tsk tsk tsk  :smt011

Thanks for sharing starryskies!

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Post by wickedfox » Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:02 am

OMG! That is just killing me!!!

I'd like to hear some American child support applicants..
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Post by JelliedJonquil » Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:04 pm

How very sad and embarrassing for the children, or maybe with a mother that has that kind of flippant attitude, they won't care less when they get older.

Don't these women have any morals or care in this world that they WILL be percieved as 'cheap' to those who do the proceedings?

Don't get me wrong, it is funny, but when it comes to children, it isn't funny they won't know who their dad is, or have any support whether emotionally and financially.

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