Astrology Humour:)
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Astrology Humour:)
How many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb?
They changed it already.
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How many Taurians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Taurus gets bulbs that don't need changing.
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How many Gemini does it take to change a lightbulb?
At least two to take out the old bulb, two to shop for a new one, two to write a book about it and two more to discuss it on a talk show.
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How many Cancers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Their mom's change it for them. Anyway, they'd light a candle if they have to.
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How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Their domestic service professionals will change it.
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How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
Usually just one. However, they will need to clean the sockets, read comparative consumer information about light bulbs, check the wiring and read all the warranties, gaurantees and refund policies.
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How many Libras does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well, at least two to shop for the bulb, and a couple more to look for accessories, and maybe a couple more to return the bulb if it didn't work and do lunch.
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How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Scorpio light bulb isn't changed. It's transformed. You just push a button and activate the next life. Why do you ask? Are you a member of a law enforcement agency?
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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Sagittarians don't change lightbulbs, but they can teach you how to do it, for a fat fee.
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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
Their secretaries will get back to you.
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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Aquarians don't have to change lightbulbs. They can invent better ones.
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How many Pisces does it take to change a lightbulb?
O dear God, I don't know. O that's it, the bulb will change itself, if it is God's will.
They changed it already.
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How many Taurians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Taurus gets bulbs that don't need changing.
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How many Gemini does it take to change a lightbulb?
At least two to take out the old bulb, two to shop for a new one, two to write a book about it and two more to discuss it on a talk show.
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How many Cancers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Their mom's change it for them. Anyway, they'd light a candle if they have to.
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How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Their domestic service professionals will change it.
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How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
Usually just one. However, they will need to clean the sockets, read comparative consumer information about light bulbs, check the wiring and read all the warranties, gaurantees and refund policies.
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How many Libras does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well, at least two to shop for the bulb, and a couple more to look for accessories, and maybe a couple more to return the bulb if it didn't work and do lunch.
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How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Scorpio light bulb isn't changed. It's transformed. You just push a button and activate the next life. Why do you ask? Are you a member of a law enforcement agency?
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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Sagittarians don't change lightbulbs, but they can teach you how to do it, for a fat fee.
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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
Their secretaries will get back to you.
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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Aquarians don't have to change lightbulbs. They can invent better ones.
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How many Pisces does it take to change a lightbulb?
O dear God, I don't know. O that's it, the bulb will change itself, if it is God's will.
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