Astrology Humour:)

Post by **swetha** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:18 am

How many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb?
They changed it already.

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How many Taurians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Taurus gets bulbs that don't need changing.

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How many Gemini does it take to change a lightbulb?
At least two to take out the old bulb, two to shop for a new one, two to write a book about it and two more to discuss it on a talk show.

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How many Cancers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Their mom's change it for them. Anyway, they'd light a candle if they have to.

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How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Their domestic service professionals will change it.

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How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
Usually just one. However, they will need to clean the sockets, read comparative consumer information about light bulbs, check the wiring and read all the warranties, gaurantees and refund policies.

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How many Libras does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well, at least two to shop for the bulb, and a couple more to look for accessories, and maybe a couple more to return the bulb if it didn't work and do lunch.

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How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Scorpio light bulb isn't changed. It's transformed. You just push a button and activate the next life. Why do you ask? Are you a member of a law enforcement agency?

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Sagittarians don't change lightbulbs, but they can teach you how to do it, for a fat fee.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
Their secretaries will get back to you.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Aquarians don't have to change lightbulbs. They can invent better ones.

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How many Pisces does it take to change a lightbulb?
O dear God, I don't know. O that's it, the bulb will change itself, if it is God's will.

chris-vT · Post by **chris-vT** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:21 pm

lol thats a good post, pretty accurate too :P

Vishwas · Post by **Vishwas** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:57 am

Read it before, but still is a good list of jokes.

in_the_blue · Post by **in_the_blue** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:17 pm

true, true, true...
that's all I can say ;)

sno · Post by **sno** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:30 pm

lol yeap, spot on ...

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Their domestic service professionals will change it.

hehehe

Vishwas · Post by **Vishwas** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:57 pm

Oh my god, i am getting more & more afraid of Leo's here now.

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Post by **swetha** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:20 pm

come on Vishwas...

give a wake up call for the other signs too;)

Vishwas · Post by **Vishwas** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:23 pm

Well unfortunately the other zodiac's are all not happy in reaponding at all, & even if they do, there is no group of them like Leo's group here.

don't take it in the wrong way i was just joking all along.

Post by **swetha** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:46 pm

i think  everyone is reading the posts... but are wondering if they shd support u or not LOL:)

sonny · Post by **sonny** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:50 am

thats great.............................. i like the virgo one most................ because it is absolutly right.

Vishwas · Post by **Vishwas** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:26 am

Well i will be damned, no one is supporting me here. :(.

Post by **swetha** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:54 am

dont worry..u r getting silent support!

Vishwas · Post by **Vishwas** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:55 am

Lol, that i never thought of, but still it will be good if i get some Vocal support here.

Post by **swetha** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:04 am

guys...come on u hear Vishwas.... he needs a LOT OF SUPPORT:))

Vishwas · Post by **Vishwas** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:27 am

thanx swetha.

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